balance-toi

There were many new discoveries in France but one of the most interesting was the discovery that Europe has its very own music scene, unrecognize in North America, and, my God, it's awful. (Other than Britain, of course)
The most startling discoveries was that France seems to have been blessed (cough, cough) with their very own Kevin Federline. Imagine! No, really, imagine a world where each country has a K-Fed to mock and hate and roll their eyes about. But, no, this French K-Fed is not treated with the same lack of respect that the American K-Fed is. His music is well received!
Who is this masked man, you ask? Well, you just might already know him! (I just blew your mind, did I not?) For this man is also married to a famous American woman, and he is also talented in one field other than rapping (K-Fed was a dancer, let's not forget)

To you, he's that lucky basketball player who got set for life (or until divorce anyway) by marrying Eva Longoria.

But to the French, he out-famouses Eva Longoria (she's that lucky bitch who landed the country's hero). To the French he is....Tony Parker, baller extraordinaire and rap superstar.

Is he a good rapper?
Well, let's just say...my comparison to K-Fed is not as cruel as you might think. (Okay, it is a bit mean, because he was famous [in France] before Eva Longoria) The creepy part, though, is that the video for his hit "Balance-Toi" (Oh, that's another thing I maybe didn't mention. He raps in French. There is actually an enormous French rap scene. Call me jaded, but death threats and tales of the ghetto just aren't so scary in the langue d'amour) is so eerily similar to K-Fed's "Lose Control". Judge for yourself.