that's so suite life of hannah montana

Watching "Full House" has become awkward. As a young child, I wanted to be Mary-Kate and Ashley (so what else is new?) and saw Uncle Jesse as an uncle figure. Now he's just very, very attractive. Incestuous? Debate.

So you may or may not (probably not) have heard that I'm dropping out of school. Well, not exactly. I'm doing correspondance. How did this come about? Well, school's a bitch. I don't really have friends there. So I asked myself "WWJD": "What would Janis do?" Upon further pondering I realized Janis would get drunk and hop a bus to San Francisco. Unfortunately, I don't have the balls to do that. The balls or the bread. So I have enrolled in SIDES. Woot.