so kind of you to bless us with your effortless, we're grateful and so strangely comforted

Well, it's time for another exciting round of lookin' boy - oh, wait, no...it's just me making fun of the bizarre Google searches people made to end up on my blog, but the snark levels are still on high. Yo mama so slow she can't cook minute rice lookin' boy - zingggg. I've done it before - in January and in April, so I don't feel like re-explaining how this goes down. I'ma call "watch and learn" on this one.

"damn clip"
(Europe)
This is just plain intriguing. The location? Mysteriously, Europe. France? Estonia? Belgium? We'll never know. And what clip? A film clip? A paperclip? And why is it damned?
Did ashcan rantings give them what they needed?
They have left me with infinite questions and no answers.

"am i creater of the world i feel that im the only one like me i think im all that but wat am i"
(Kentucky)
You're a teenaged boy smoking pot for the first time.
And I thought they did it up fried, not baked, in Kentucky! Ohhh, snap, I got some lookin' boy in me, yet.
Did ashcan rantings give them what they needed?
The correct spelling of "what"? I can only hope so.

"males forced into silks"
(Strathpine, Australia)
Oh, beautifully reminiscent of "men forced into silk nightgowns"...now that it's happened twice, one must wonder - is this a "thing"? Or are there really just two individuals out there with a yearning to see the simple yet surely-hilarious image that is men being forced into silk? If the latter, well, I guess that's what the world means when it says "soulmates". If the former...somebody hook me up with whatever is inspiring people to Google such awesomeness.
Did ashcan rantings give them what they needed?
Sadly, no. But if either of these people see this, perhaps it will give them hope that there is somebody else out there for them. Or maybe just frustrate the fuck out of them that they're so far away.

"alex turner wants to have children"
(Kingston, UK)
Not sure if this is a declarative by a very well-placed source or somebody looking for a confirmation, but the main point is...why do you need to know? Are you thinking you might possibly be the owners of the ovaries that will aid in bearing said children? Because I'm sure that Alex Turner has placed high on his list of qualities he seeks in a baby mama "Googles my feelings on procreation".
Did ashcan rantings give them what they needed?
A swift scissor-kick to the ego? You betcha.

"pinky nail of the devil"
(West Virginia)
I will bet you $100 that this was a teenaged boy Googling to make sure nobody has already taken the band name Pinky Nail of the Devil because he wants to use it for his heavy metal garage band.
Did ashcan rantings give them what they needed?
No. I have no idea how this even linked them to my blog at all.

"when a we boy bits his lip wat dose it mean"
(Belfast)
As something of a spelling/grammar Nazi, you know I had a field day with this. I can't decide if it's meant to be "When a boy bites his lip, what does it mean?" (technically: "What does it mean when a boy bites his lip?"), but the "we" throws me off. Surely they can't be asking "When a wee boy bites his lip, what does it mean?" In any case, I don't think Google has the answers you're looking for, hun.
Did ashcan rantings give them what they needed?
Because I'm such a giver, I attempted to look up the answer to this with the trusted (?!) help of cosmpolitain.com. I got so disgusted with the colour scheme and blandly attractive faces that I left and went to cracked.com after a couple minutes, so I didn't solve the lip-biting query, but I did learn that when a man tilts his head and shrugs his shoulders while looking at you it means he's deeply in love with you and you guyz are gonna be married 4 eva. So, bear that in mind, kids.

Sorry for the lack of pictures, I know I've been slacking, but the weather has been exceptional lately.