jim morrison's doomed anti-drug radio ad

What he was supposed to do: Say "I'm Jim Morrison, from the Doors" and then say "in his own words" "don't do speed"
Take One:
"Hi, you little assholes out there listening to the radio instead of doing your homework. This is Jim Morrison, from the Do-"
Take Two:
"Hey, how you guys out there doin'? This is your old buddy, Jim Morrison. I sing with a group called the Doors, you mighta heard of them. We done a few songs, but I never wrote a song on speed. Drunk, hell yeahhhhhh -"
Take Three:
"Hey, this is Jim Morrison, from the Doors. I'm here to tell ya, shooting speed ain't cool, so snort it."
Take Four:
"Hello, this is Jim Morrison. Don't shoot speed. Christ, you guys, smoke pot."
Take Five:
"Hi, this is Jim Morrison. Shooting speed ain't that smart, shooting speed kills geese, if you shoot a geese fulla speed, that goose is gonna swim in circles forever."
Take Six:
"Hello, this is Jim Morrison from the Doors and I just got one thing to say: Don't shoot speed. Speed kills. Please don't shoot speed, try downers, yeah downers, barbs, tranks, reds, they're much less expensive and -"

-"No One Here Gets Out Alive" by Jerry Hopkins and Danny Sugerman