the 2nd bi-monthly "rolling stone" pre-read review

I'm reading Deborah Santana's autobiography. It's pretty good. She's just about to lose her virginity to Sly Stone and I must say, if you want an awesome loss-of-virginity story for your autobiography, Sly Stone is a pretty cool person to lose it to. Especially if you're jetting off to New York with him beyond your parents' backs.



So I haven't received the new Rolling Stone yet (what else is new?), but I've got here a picture (as is becoming tradition). It's Justin Timberlake on the cover and I think we all (or at least all of us who spends time guessing who is going to be on the next cover) saw that coming. Personally, I don't find Justin Timberlake one bit attractive (but then again, y'all know my taste in guys: I don't do traditional) and I've heard that his new album is one big Prince rip-off (he samples "Sexy Dancer"). Not impressed! Though his song "My Love" is kind of catchy...


Later:
Okay, so I'm watching "The Ellen deGeneres Show" (the benefits of SIDES, right?) and Mario Lopez was just on there. Now, we've all seen "Saved By The Bell" and LORD knows, it's no "Full House" and Mario Lopez is no Uncle Jesse. But Mario is the best-looking "Saved by the Bell"-er. Still, hes never really stuck with me, and he cheated on his fiancee and I've never been extremely impressed. BUT he was just on "Ellen" and when he started dancing, it blew me away. He's a very sexy mover.
And, finally, I was impressed.