Friday, December 29, 2006

like father, like son (thank god)

I've coming to accept it.

I don't think I'm ever going to marry Bob Dylan.

I've said it, and openly acknowledging it is the first step.

And I doubt I'm ever going to be in the position where I get to have sex with him either.
My life plans are slipping down the drain.

BUT WHAT?

Bob Dylan's previously mentioned act of sexual intercourse has brought forth a new option for me to fixate upon.

The tasty fruit of his loins, Jakob Dylan.

He inherited most of his father's good looks, though I really prefer Bobby, and some talent (and some of Bob Dylan's talent is a lot).
Which is good enough for me.

Which brings to mind one question:
If you have an affair with your father-in-law

is that incest?

11 comments:

Nikeroo said...

Ummm, I'm not sure how to respond to this post... Perhaps you could make a movie?? Something along the lines of "Rumor Has It??".. ummmm...

JR's Thumbprints said...

Ply the young fella with some alcohol and I'm sure he'll be all yours. Once you've done that, stay away from his father!

Anonymous said...

hey i just wanted to say about the archie thing?? BEST ACHIEVEMENT EVER! lol

ps- our collections are gonna be worth so much one day!!

Anonymous said...

No, no it isn't. Just worthy of appearing on the Jerry Springer show.
However, if I were in that position, I think Springer would be a small price to pay for a night with the both of them.

Sunniva said...

Hmm..no I wouldn't think so..go for it ;p

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Anonymous said...

I think you should stay clear of any celebrity types.

It's interesting isn't it, to look at the children of stars and see how they've done. For instance, Chastity Bono, Donovan Leech's son, Sean and Julian Lennon. McCartney's children. Arlo Guthrie.

Alice Cooper has his daughter Calico touring with him these days.

Anonymous said...

This was more than a little creepy.

Anonymous said...

no I don't think so but I wouldn't recommend it, his son is such a cutie

Anonymous said...

he has a son? well, his son is gorgeous!

Anonymous said...

Just a bit trashy if you ask me (hey, maybe Britney already beat you to it!)...otherwise, go for it!!

Anonymous said...

misty mountain hop is such a good song. my favorite would have to be we're gonna groove, the song remains the same, hey hey what can i do and since i've been loving you. it's extrememly hard to choose!

anyways, have you read stairway to heaven; led zeppelin uncensored? soo, sooo good!