Tuesday, February 20, 2007

I SELL OUT

As soon as I heard Britney Spears had shaved her hair, I promised myself I wasn't going to do a post on it. But all of a sudden everyone's all "Ooh, that Britney, she is a hot mess" and, Goddammit, I decided that I have to share my opinion on this. I love the shaved head.

It's genius! She's seperating herself from all the ditzy party girls. All of a sudden, she's looking badass. (Little sidenote: Does anyone else use the slang word 'twink'? Meaning prep, sort of? Everyone uses it around here, but most of my friends from out of town have never heard of it)
So for once, I'm going, "Hey, Britney's kinda getting some respect from me" and then she's wearing a wig. Which is making me think she didn't actually want a shaved head. She was just looking for attention.

Special little note to Britney:No wigs.
No "real" hair.

Bald is the way to be.
Please let me respect you.

And, sweetie, get help.

16 comments:

Felice Russo said...

I also don't like him, but any way. They both sing about their exs.

maya said...

ok, i understand the whole seperating herself from the other party girls thing, but it would be much cooler if she had meant to do that. the sad truth is that she had a breakdown went and sheved her head and now i suspect highly regrets it.

Maddy said...

Oh, I love the shaved head. She's got one of those bone structures that is so distinctly feminine that she doesn't need the hair.

Isabel said...

I think she was intoxicated when she shaved her head...I think, at least.

Marissa said...

I'm digging the idea behind the head shaving, but I don't think it actually looks very good.

Dilemma said...

Want to hear something strange? Literally five seconds before the news broke for the first time on ONTD, my mp3 player started playing the only B.Spears song I have[you drive me crazy].
Me and my friends decided that my mp3 can tell the immediate future.

And truth be told, I agree with you. She looks a hell of a lot better than she did with all the fake extensions.

coco said...

apparently she did it cos kevin federline wanted to do a drugs test on her hair. i think it looks good on her though. a big big improvement on all the ratty extensions she so dearly loves.

alluretone said...

hm, i still despise her.

My Teen Vogue said...

I hate the shaved head but it's so funny to watch the trainwreck she has become. I personally enjoy it. It really does set her apart, in a bad way.

My Teen Vogue said...

I hate the shaved head but it's so funny to watch the trainwreck she has become. I personally enjoy it. It really does set her apart, in a bad way.

marY said...

i agree with you. changing your hair does not make you 'crazy.' if so, i would be a nutjob many times over.. it's cool that she did something different, but it shouldn't really matter. she didnt harm herself or anyone else, so why does everyone care so much?

Emma said...

oh dear.
she's still britney, hair or no hair.
the sad fact is, i really DO have nothing better to do than discuss britney spears's hair (or lack of), and today i was talking about it in study hall with my french teacher (i think i was meant to be taking a quiz, but pshhh! i have the most lovely french teacher who really just wants to talk celeb gossip and drink mocha lattes with us and hates french as much as we do) and we decided that a. she needs help, b. shaving her head was brave, c.perhaps not so brave sicne she was probably drunk and or high as a kite., d. britney spears needs help.

Cee said...

Its original.
But I don't know how she got the idea.

Gort said...

Hmmm... mixed thoughts about it. Oh well, weather or not it was intended as a publicity stunt it has certainly become one.

Crazy Eddie said...

Britney. I'm not even sure what else to say about her any longer...

But as for "twink"... as a gay man we too have a slang for the word. It actually means the kind of young guy who serves mainly as "jailbait"... sorta like a young piece of meat/ass. I know it's crude, but just wanted to share that with ya...

LOL
Besos

Model Citzen said...

seriously, i almost feel bad for the girl. she should have owned her actions and rocked her bald head like a bad ass (with a little bit of lipgloss of course!). sad to see someone peaking at 20. hopefully she'll eventually have a "comeback".