Sunday, February 18, 2007

there should be a rule that celebrities can't be boring

I'm an obsessive fan of the magazine. My favorites are Rolling Stone, Blender and Spin, but I also love People, Us Weekly and In Touch.
There are some celebrities that I feel should not be in these gossip-y magazines because they bore me silly. Some of them I have no personal problem with and some I really dislike.

Celebrities Whose Faces Automatically Cause Me to Turn the Page:

Part One: Celebrities I Have No Personal Problem With, Yet Am Bored By



Gwenyth Paltrow. Big tabloid story: Named child Apple. Yeah, Apple's an unusual name. Yeah, Apple's a bad name. But unusual and bad don't necessarily interesting make. You want to know an interesting name? Hongo Ishi. Native American for Mushroom Man. That's a good name.
Nicole Kidman. Big tabloid story: Husband was an alcoholic and cheated on her.



Blah.


Posh and Becks. Big tabloid story: Their mere existance?

Blah.

Celebrities That, Yeah, I Dislike AND Find Boring...Double Whammy!

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Big tabloid story: Age difference. First of all, I don't find either of them at all attractive. And age difference really doesn't affect me (I fantastize about Prince, Mick and Dylan, for God's sake)
Jennifer Aniston. Big tabloid story: Husband left her for someone really pretty and interesting. I don't blame him.
TomKat. Big tabloid story: Their mere existance? They're boring, annoying, don't entertain me with their clothes or behaviour and Tom's kinda crazy to boot.

9 comments:

Maddy said...

All tabloids bore me to tears. I like my glossy, ad-heavy fashion magazines.

dusk&summer said...

lol celebrity magazines are such an indulgence...like 1% of that crap is true :P and everyone is always pregnant supposedly!!

Crazy Eddie said...

Hongo Ishi... I'll consider that if I ever decide to have a child.

Love your choice of snoozers. I agree wholeheartedly. Jennifer is the equivalent of ZZZZZZZZ. Gweneth... well... Gweneth is less exciting than watching paint dry..

Besos

Anonymous said...

SOOOO right about jennifer aniston. im so relieved that i am not the ONLY girl that is thankful that is on angelina's team...

Touche19 said...

agree with all your choices...
EXCEPT Gwenyth.

as boring as she may be, girl got game. Every article that i have read about her has been interesting, and her lfie seems so amazingly awesome. That and she's kind of a fashion icon.

Emma said...

heehee.
i'm a sad child of america which means i love my tabloids. but i know that they are the PUREST OF CRAP and i don't have any pretensions that what i read is actually real.
tomkat...when are the scientologists going to take him HOME??? then she can skip back to braiding her hair or the jungle gym or whatever she was doing before they met and he removed half her brain. the girl is like eleven. also, riddle me this- how do two NON-asian parents give birth to an ASIAN baby? suri cruise looks asian. i wish they would just admit that a. she is not a real baby and b. if she is, she is NOT their baby.

re. jennifer aniston- agreed.

MUSHROOM MAN! gorgeooousss! "MUSHROOM, DON'T MAKE ME TELL YOU AGAIN TO TURN DOWN THE MUSIC?" you think tht's bad, i can top that... this girl at my camp was named ToPrecious Foyo Jones. It was pronounced too-precious for-your jones. seriously.
i ALWAYS win with toprecious when people talk about scary names.

man this was a crazily long comment.

Emma said...

heehee.
i'm a sad child of america which means i love my tabloids. but i know that they are the PUREST OF CRAP and i don't have any pretensions that what i read is actually real.
tomkat...when are the scientologists going to take him HOME??? then she can skip back to braiding her hair or the jungle gym or whatever she was doing before they met and he removed half her brain. the girl is like eleven. also, riddle me this- how do two NON-asian parents give birth to an ASIAN baby? suri cruise looks asian. i wish they would just admit that a. she is not a real baby and b. if she is, she is NOT their baby.

re. jennifer aniston- agreed.

MUSHROOM MAN! gorgeooousss! "MUSHROOM, DON'T MAKE ME TELL YOU AGAIN TO TURN DOWN THE MUSIC?" you think tht's bad, i can top that... this girl at my camp was named ToPrecious Foyo Jones. It was pronounced too-precious for-your jones. seriously.
i ALWAYS win with toprecious when people talk about scary names.

man this was a crazily long comment.

Emma said...

sorry pour le double comment. now triple.

S. said...

I no longer read tabloids although I do recall my days of guilty pleasure.

The "celeb" I care least about is Mischa Barton. Who cares and why would they?