ashcan rantings: 2-0-0, party over, oops out of time

Thursday, March 08, 2007

2-0-0, party over, oops out of time

It's my 200th post!

And so tonight I'm gonna party like an Olsen Twin.

P.S. Avril Lavigne's new song "Girlfriend" is an early, but strong, contender for my yearly Worst Single of the Year. It's very very times two hundred bad.

18 comments:

Emma said...: HOLLA!
yes i said holla.
its your 200th- now go out and creatively make fun of the first 200 things/people you see.
that's the rule.

no offense to your mom's opinion, but TWIGGY TWIGGLES TWIGGLET? CLASSY? the woman thought jaeda's drawn abs were real.
and hello. it's twiggy. i have about 600 girls with eating disorders who would like to thank her for paving the way for them in the modeling industry.
i know you can't blame one person for a skinny epidemic, and it's not her fault so much as her "handlers" who molded her image because she was just a teen when she started, but...
oy.; March 10, 2007 3:03 p.m.
indigomast said...: lmao DO IT UP!
no I don't live in Maui lol so a beach party is out, we have one smoggy beach here but I'm thinking April wouldn't be the best month for a beach party :P; March 10, 2007 11:16 p.m.
From Lily With Love said...: Happy 200th post.
I didn't know that Avrils new song was that bad, people told me it was great.; March 11, 2007 6:22 a.m.
Eddie said...: "It's very very times 200 bad..."

I love it. You said it girl.

I can't get passed these little Olsen twins getting trashed, let alone even wearing high heels. My gosh... I feel like a vouyeristic child pornographer when they're laced over magazines all tapped out like that...

At least they're not boring... lol.

Besos 4ever; March 11, 2007 7:24 a.m.
Tru said...: lol...congrats!!!!! *gives her a big present box and inside is Prince*; March 11, 2007 8:54 a.m.
Flavia Flanders said...: wow.. girl.. congrats..!.. happy 200posts!.. and for more to come..
cya,
+molly g.+; March 11, 2007 10:17 a.m.
a said...: woohoo!!! happy post-day!
avril lavigne deserves to... be punched very hard by myself.; March 11, 2007 11:23 a.m.
a said...: ALSO, I had a post that was called that! but in stead of party like an olsen twin it was party like it's 1999, because I'm unimaginitive. or my post had nothing to do with the olsen twins. or something; March 11, 2007 11:24 a.m.
The Boob Lady said...: Happy 200th post!

How are you liking Invisible Monsters?

Trippy ey?

xo; March 11, 2007 12:26 p.m.
Alison said...: CONGRATS ON YOUR 2OOTH POST!!!
wow I can't even imagine ever getting to that many...; March 11, 2007 12:59 p.m.
Isabel said...: Can we party like Olsen twins together??? Also, Avril Lavigne has always sucked. I hate her for making ties unwearable...; March 11, 2007 1:56 p.m.
Rory said...: Happy 200th post!

I totally saw the video for 'Girlfriend' - it was... Different.; March 11, 2007 5:09 p.m.
Anonymous said...: Congrats, be sure you wear out your best oversized troll rags while celebrating.; March 11, 2007 6:29 p.m.
Anonymous said...: BIG OL' 200!!!!!!!!!!!
*sniff* it seems like just yesterday you were starting out.....

agreed about Avril's song
please shoot me, music creativity is coming to an end.

thankfully, you're blog is not coming to an end :]]]]]; March 11, 2007 6:50 p.m.
Anonymous said...: 200 POSTS!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH! That's incredible.

Agree about Avril Lavignes new song. Thought after her 'marriage' to guy from Sum41 she would die. I am incredibly shocked to find out that she lost any dignity she once had (not much but at least 11 year old girls took her seriously). That song is the devil's work. Seriously.; March 11, 2007 10:51 p.m.
stilettoheights said...: Happy 200th.....have fun partying like the Olsen Bitches (who I love) just don;t party like Brittany...

xoxoxoxoi; March 12, 2007 6:13 a.m.
-S said...: OMFG! i just noticed something! do you watch the hills? as in you know spencer, or rather the princes of mailbu? because he's on that too. well, i SWEAR that he is in the second picture with mary-kate behind her in the white shirt. am i crazy?; March 13, 2007 3:06 p.m.
RAYNOK the EGGMAN said...: That song is a wet diarrhea fart blast to the face. I would've thought Avril's sound would evolve over bratty anthems, but she seems intent on clinging to this laughably juvenile image. That's the kinda shit that made Michael Jackson turn himself into a ghoulish character. We suck the blood of our young.; March 22, 2007 12:48 a.m.

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2-0-0, party over, oops out of time

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