Sunday, March 11, 2007

marianne faithfull, i will ask you one more time nicely: please possess me

The latest installment of my Greatest Lyrics Ever Hall of Fame is Marianne Faithfull's "Why D'Ya Do It". She didn't actually write these lyrics but they're so badass. I love her.




When I stole a twig from our little nest
And gave it to a bird with nothing in her beak,
I had my balls and my brains put into a vice
And twisted around for a whole fucking week.

Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you let that trash
Get a hold of your cock, get stoned on my hash?
Why'd ya do it she said, why'd you let her suck your cock?
Oh, do me a favour, don't put me in the dock.

Why'd ya do it, she said, they're mine all your tools,
You just tied me to the mast of the ship of fools.
Why'd ya do it, she said, when you know it makes me sore,
'Cause she had cobwebs up her fanny and I believe in giving to the poor.

Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you spit on my snatch?
Are we out of love now, is this just a bad patch?
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did ?
You drove my ego to a really bad skid.
Why'd you do it, she said, ain't nothing to laugh,
You just tore all our kisses right in half!

Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd ya do what you did,
Betray my little oyster for such a low bid.
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did?
You drove my ego to a really bad skid.

Why'd ya do it, she screamed, after all we've said
Every time I see your dick I see her cunt in my bed.
The whole room was swirling,
Her lips were still curling.

Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd ya do it, she said,
Why'd you do what you did?

Oh, big grey mother, I love you forever
With your barbed wire pussy and your good and bad weather.
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did ...

Ah, I feel better now

11 comments:

Sunniva said...

Killer song. Killer woman. What more is there to say??

Emma said...

just posted, girl.
enjoy!

Marissa said...

Naughty WORDS.

dusk&summer said...

she loves to talk about penises, doesn't she? Lol

ps- whos joss stone dating??

Touche19 said...

sunniva: dito

ohhhh boy troubles, they always suck :[[[[[

CountryGirl_CityLife said...

You so just made my night, I love marianne faithfull. I am going to go pop in my CD now! and yes, I do make my bags, I go to FIT part time and am learning how to sew & design for my future fashion label: http://thedevilscloth.etsy.com

Emma said...

yes, it's my second comment.

love it.

wanted to let you know that i nominated your blog, along with lipstick lady and touche19, for a Blog O'The Day Award. i was bored and y'all are my favorite bloggers so i thought i'd do something cool.

i think if you win you just get a comment saying you have the Blog Of The Day.

anywhoooo (doesn't it annoy you when people say that?) just trying to shed some light in the world.
bye!

Crazy Eddie said...

'Cause she had cobwebs up her fanny and I believe in giving to the poor...'

I loved that in particular. The words were racey and luscious. Marianne was soooo ahead of her time. Although they weren't her lyrics, I can't picture anyone else submitting their voice to such words...

PS. I effing loved when Britney shaved her head. I cheered for the bish. I did. I guess I was just remembering her earlier days, you know... being a slightly drugged out lezbot, all while maintaining her virginity...

LOL

Love ya girly...

Besos

Felice Russo said...

Yes I do ! :D

stilettoheights said...

you got to respect a woman who's not afraid to sing about cock, right?

Isabel said...

So, so dirty. :)