Friday, May 25, 2007

i am fortune's fool!

As soon as I logged onto PerezHilton.com (photo credit), without even reading the caption I just went "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(pause for breath)ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

My gorgeous and sexy future husband is having a child with another woman!
Do you know what this means?
It means I'm going to have to be a wicked stepmother.
And that's never fun.

17 comments:

-S said...

haha, excuse my lack of knowing, but who is it?

Hannah Danger said...

Haha yes I love the term making purple =]

(And dear when I found out Orlando Bloom was together with Kate Bosworth ages ago I was chronically depressed... Ah back when I was a Bloom fanatic. =])

Tru said...

lol...I also wish to know who it is? and I want to remind you that you can also be the cool step mom that the other woman's kids like better than her

Allure said...

She is just 21, and he is 44. That's a huge difference. I am not saying that's not OK, but you can tell a lot about Anthony's personality. He is quite immature, isn't he?
Don't misunderstood me, I like Anthony and what he does with the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and I used to be in love with him too.

molly said...

for those of you who dont know, its anthony kiedis from the red hot chili peppers

jayne said...

oh! ok now i understand...that's ok though im sure in the future you'll meet the next big musician before he's even big! haha

Carolina Lange said...

He is gorgeous! I can't belive he is having a baby! I didn't know that! What kind of father would he be?

marina said...

Great blog !
Marina (from France)

maya said...

i love him to bits and i am so jealous aswell. But really, have you ever heard him talk? every sentence that comes out of his mouth is philosophical and he permanently sounds lika a preacher. i think i would go mad living with that.

Emma said...

Okay, I have had the brainstorm of all brainstorms.
Get dressed up in your finest finery, slip a fake wedding band on your ring finger, take a cab to Anthony's house, and show up at the front door railing, "HOW COULD YOU? DON'T WEDDING VOWS MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE YOU SELFISH ADULTEROUS BASTARD!!!???" Little Miss Preggers Pop-Tart will run a mile, and you will have Anthony to yourself again. He might possibly be dialing the caretakers at the insanity home a lot of the time, but just keep him drugged up and it's a fairy tale for the ages!

Moose on the Loose said...

I feel your pain. So sorry for your loss.

Touche19 said...

I just cried a little.

WHHHHHHYYYYYY?!?!
this always seems to happen.

For instance, DUB TEE EFF, I NEVER KNEW CHRISTIAN BALE HAD A KID!!!!!!
I just saw it the other day in a celeb rag. How?!! HOW?!!?!!

Emma said...

*Happy dance, happy dance*
My comment made your comment o' the moment section! I WORSHIP YOU!

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the lipstick lady said...

OH DEAR LORD. I have to say, I think if the kids a girl, he'll make a terrible father.
I saw rhcp in concert and man... he was so sexy. I cant believe him and heidi klum broke up. I was heart broken. If a little happy.

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discothequechic said...

wowww, thats Anthony Kiedis?

uggh, he's looking a little Tom Cruise here,no?

I swear he has loads of older kids already! haha, well he won't be retiring for a lonnngg time!

...Not that we want him to do that, or come to think of it that he ever will, I mean he's in the Red Hot Chili Peppers!

S xx