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Friday, May 25, 2007

i am fortune's fool!

As soon as I logged onto PerezHilton.com (photo credit), without even reading the caption I just went "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(pause for breath)ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

My gorgeous and sexy future husband is having a child with another woman!
Do you know what this means?
It means I'm going to have to be a wicked stepmother.
And that's never fun.

17 comments:

-S said...: haha, excuse my lack of knowing, but who is it?; May 25, 2007 10:52 a.m.
Hannah Danger said...: Haha yes I love the term making purple =]

(And dear when I found out Orlando Bloom was together with Kate Bosworth ages ago I was chronically depressed... Ah back when I was a Bloom fanatic. =]); May 25, 2007 12:31 p.m.
Tru said...: lol...I also wish to know who it is? and I want to remind you that you can also be the cool step mom that the other woman's kids like better than her; May 25, 2007 12:32 p.m.
María said...: She is just 21, and he is 44. That's a huge difference. I am not saying that's not OK, but you can tell a lot about Anthony's personality. He is quite immature, isn't he?
Don't misunderstood me, I like Anthony and what he does with the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and I used to be in love with him too.; May 25, 2007 12:45 p.m.
molly said...: for those of you who dont know, its anthony kiedis from the red hot chili peppers; May 25, 2007 1:02 p.m.
Anonymous said...: oh! ok now i understand...that's ok though im sure in the future you'll meet the next big musician before he's even big! haha; May 25, 2007 2:34 p.m.
Carolina Lange said...: He is gorgeous! I can't belive he is having a baby! I didn't know that! What kind of father would he be?; May 25, 2007 3:34 p.m.
Anonymous said...: Great blog !
Marina (from France); May 26, 2007 2:32 a.m.
maya said...: i love him to bits and i am so jealous aswell. But really, have you ever heard him talk? every sentence that comes out of his mouth is philosophical and he permanently sounds lika a preacher. i think i would go mad living with that.; May 26, 2007 3:08 a.m.
Emma said...: Okay, I have had the brainstorm of all brainstorms.
Get dressed up in your finest finery, slip a fake wedding band on your ring finger, take a cab to Anthony's house, and show up at the front door railing, "HOW COULD YOU? DON'T WEDDING VOWS MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE YOU SELFISH ADULTEROUS BASTARD!!!???" Little Miss Preggers Pop-Tart will run a mile, and you will have Anthony to yourself again. He might possibly be dialing the caretakers at the insanity home a lot of the time, but just keep him drugged up and it's a fairy tale for the ages!; May 26, 2007 9:39 a.m.
Moose on the Loose said...: I feel your pain. So sorry for your loss.; May 26, 2007 10:56 a.m.
Anonymous said...: I just cried a little.

WHHHHHHYYYYYY?!?!
this always seems to happen.

For instance, DUB TEE EFF, I NEVER KNEW CHRISTIAN BALE HAD A KID!!!!!!
I just saw it the other day in a celeb rag. How?!! HOW?!!?!!; May 26, 2007 8:43 p.m.
Emma said...: *Happy dance, happy dance*
My comment made your comment o' the moment section! I WORSHIP YOU!; May 26, 2007 8:52 p.m.
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http://prieslar.info/?search=Boleslaw+Plotnicki; May 27, 2007 6:27 a.m.
a said...: OH DEAR LORD. I have to say, I think if the kids a girl, he'll make a terrible father.
I saw rhcp in concert and man... he was so sexy. I cant believe him and heidi klum broke up. I was heart broken. If a little happy.; May 27, 2007 11:21 a.m.
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http://prieslar.info/?search=YSL; May 28, 2007 8:17 a.m.
discotheque confusion said...: wowww, thats Anthony Kiedis?

uggh, he's looking a little Tom Cruise here,no?

I swear he has loads of older kids already! haha, well he won't be retiring for a lonnngg time!

...Not that we want him to do that, or come to think of it that he ever will, I mean he's in the Red Hot Chili Peppers!

S xx; May 30, 2007 2:13 a.m.

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