Wow! When I made my William Shakespeare blog as an assignment for English (some of you possibly stumbled across that and were confused), my teacher actually ended up finding this blog and was impressed with it. So thanks to this little blogging addiction, which has admittedly been eating up some time that should be spent English-ing, I have one less essay to write! That was quite kind of my teacher, seeing as how I have not found my recent entries to up be up to par with my older "works".
1. I am trying to talk more like a pirate
Oh, and mention rum a lot.
Number two was going to be "I plan on seducing Roman Polanski this summer" because I'm reading his autobiography and I think he's so great. He also had a little incident with a 13-year-old year girl so he clearly has no qualms about having sex with teenagers, and he lives in Paris, where I'm going to be this summer. But then researching him for a picture, I find out he's been
married for 18 years! This is a good oppourtunity to quote Dorothy Parker (though, really, when isn't?):
WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?
Call me boy-crazy (or, I guess, old man crazy) but he's pretty sexy is his own snooty way.
The whole night.
and I'm scared to death. If it gets messed up my life is ruined.
I need to have great hair.
That would be perfect. My birthday's already June 25th and it's great because I'm always within 6 months of my birthday or Christmas. 1947..so I can experience the sixties proper!