Monday, June 25, 2007

unfortunately, today is not my unbirthday


Alice: I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party.

March Hare: Why my dear child this is not a birthday party.

Mad Hatter: Heavens no. This is an unbirthday party!

Alice: Unbirthday? I'm sorry, but I don't quite understand.

March Hare: It's very simple. Now, thirty days has Septem -No. wait... An unbirthday, if you have a birthday, then you - [laughs] She doesn't know what an unbirthday is!

Mad Hatter: You see, you have 1 birthday a year, how silly, but you have 364 UNBIRTHDAYS each year. Today's our unbirthday.

Alice: Why, I believe it's my unbirthday too!

Mad Hatter: What a small world!!

March Hare: I have an excellent idea: LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT!

Mad Hatter: Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Alice: Riddles? Now let me see... why is a raven like a writing desk?
Mad Hatter: I beg your pardon?
Alice: Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Mad Hatter: [alarmed] Why is a what?

March Hare: Careful, she's stark ravin' mad!

Alice: But it's your silly riddle. You just said...

Mad Hatter: Easy, don't get excited!

March Hare: How about a nice cup of tea?

8 comments:

CountryGirl_CityLife said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

jayne said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! loved the post, i haven't seen that movie in years....

stilettoheights said...

Happy Birthday!!

I wish I could tell you all about p-funk besides just remembering how cool it was, there were a lot of substances around that night...and I was younger and far more foolish, lol.

The Stiletto Effect said...

Happy Birthday sweety :)
Kisses and hugs
Su

Nicola's Vintage Boutique said...

I forgot to wish you HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

lisa mona said...

oh! happy birthday molly in wonderland! :) wishing you the best! p.s thank u for your comment! i'm really glad u like my .eye closed, mouth agape :)

Maddy said...

Well, happy un-unbirthday, then.

Anonymous said...

I am not feeling very well.