ashcan rantings: unfortunately, today is not my unbirthday

Monday, June 25, 2007

unfortunately, today is not my unbirthday

Alice: I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party.

March Hare: Why my dear child this is not a birthday party.

Mad Hatter: Heavens no. This is an unbirthday party!

Alice: Unbirthday? I'm sorry, but I don't quite understand.

March Hare: It's very simple. Now, thirty days has Septem -No. wait... An unbirthday, if you have a birthday, then you - [laughs] She doesn't know what an unbirthday is!

Mad Hatter: You see, you have 1 birthday a year, how silly, but you have 364 UNBIRTHDAYS each year. Today's our unbirthday.

Alice: Why, I believe it's my unbirthday too!

Mad Hatter: What a small world!!

March Hare: I have an excellent idea: LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT!

Mad Hatter: Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Alice: Riddles? Now let me see... why is a raven like a writing desk?

Mad Hatter: I beg your pardon?

Alice: Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Mad Hatter: [alarmed] Why is a what?

March Hare: Careful, she's stark ravin' mad!

Alice: But it's your silly riddle. You just said...

Mad Hatter: Easy, don't get excited!

March Hare: How about a nice cup of tea?

8 comments:

Anonymous said...: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!; June 25, 2007 1:47 p.m.
Anonymous said...: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! loved the post, i haven't seen that movie in years....; June 25, 2007 2:45 p.m.
stilettoheights said...: Happy Birthday!!

I wish I could tell you all about p-funk besides just remembering how cool it was, there were a lot of substances around that night...and I was younger and far more foolish, lol.; June 26, 2007 5:42 a.m.
Susana Rodrigues said...: Happy Birthday sweety :)
Kisses and hugs
Su; June 26, 2007 6:47 a.m.
Nicola's Vintage Boutique said...: I forgot to wish you HAPPY BIRTHDAY!; June 26, 2007 8:58 p.m.
Héloïse J. said...: oh! happy birthday molly in wonderland! :) wishing you the best! p.s thank u for your comment! i'm really glad u like my .eye closed, mouth agape :); June 27, 2007 5:20 a.m.
Maddy said...: Well, happy un-unbirthday, then.; June 29, 2007 6:36 a.m.
Anonymous said...: I am not feeling very well.; January 30, 2010 3:34 p.m.

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unfortunately, today is not my unbirthday

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