Well, the simple-minded, less intelligent ones are going "Shit....she's gonna get fat. But her boobs are gonna be huge...ahhhhhh, badness and goodness colliding!" and then their brains explode.
But the smart, and kind of creepy, ones are going, "Okay, it'll be due around June, I'm about 16, so, 2008 plus 18, I'll be 34 when that baby is 18, ihopeitsagirl, ihopeitsagirl!!!" Because, really, it allows them to play out the middle-aged men with teenager fantasy that frankly, many teenaged boys haven't even considered yet. So they're out fantasizing about Jessica Alba and getting with teenaged girls, but when they're 34, they'll have their eyes on the teenaged girls they're with now.
It's a tangled web we weave.
In other Arctic Monkeys-related news, I'm not longer jealous of Alexa Chung for dating Alex Turner (okay, maybe just a little...). I am, however, incredibly jealous of Alex Turner for dating Alexa Chung. I was watching her on her TV show on Youtube last night and she is my new idol. She's gorgeous, has incredible style and is incredibly witty. Even without the dating-Alex-Turner-ness, I'm fantastically jealous of her. Interviewing Hilary Duff, she goes "Oh, I'm sorry, did I just hit you in the face with meat? Was that a first?"
It's my 300th post, I get to make a wish, right?
Dear Baby Jesus,
Tomorrow, let me wake up as Alexa Chung.