Tuesday, February 12, 2008

they say im different...

I really appreciate when other bloggers compliment me, but I'd like to clear something up. I'm really not "cool". I'm really not cool. Need proof?


Top Five Biggest Reasons I'm a Loser:
5. Some girls are obsessed with taking pictures of themselves. Not me...I'm obsessed with taking pictures of my room. Everytime I make a subtle change, put up a new picture, I have to document this occasion.

4. I not only noticed, but was incredibly dismayed when Nesquik changed their chocolate milk powder to add vitamins. "Same great taste", my ass.

3. I view my bed as my own personal storage unit. I have a double bed. I'm but one person. So while me and my stuffed animals (another reason I'm far from cool) take up one half, I use the other for magazines, records, Archie comics, math assignments, calculators and plastic bags.

2. I sort of treat my records like children. Every now and then I line them up and photograph them, with tears of pride in my eye, thinking "Ooh, just look at you. You're so beautiful."


1. I do school independantly, not homeschooling, just over the computer. I missed the encouraging comments of math assignments so...I write my own encouraging comments. If you can't read what that picture says, I'll translate: "Yussssss....succeeded once again! A++ practically Steven Hawking quality!" Yeah, it makes me feel pretty good about myself.

37 comments:

ChiliLady said...

You know that you're great and so your blog and you as a blogger - you only wrote this post to fish for compliments, don't you? haha!!
here's mine (and I'm a random girl from Austria) - I really really enjoyed reading this entry and also the formers! you're simply cool, if you wouldn't be "different" you would be normal- and normal people usually don't BLOG. And I wouldn't visit your blog. you know that you 're awesome - that makes you seem kinda arrogant - but interesting!
all the best,
chililady

hannah said...

nesquik has let me down too. i remember when i was like five and i was obsessed with the banana nesquik, then, one day, they discontinued it. i skipped kindergarden the next day, because nesquik put me in a state of depression.

i think your cool! bowie is god.

peace

Me said...

Hey, I have changed my blog site...I had a stalker sort of issue. Can you change it on your links....PLEASE! :D

Secretista said...

You seem pretty cool to me ;].

-S said...

You're a nesquik powder person? I much prefer the liquid sort.

SICK. said...

i'm sure everyone has thought that they were uncool at one point.
but if you think that you're so cool, then you porbably aren't, you know ?

:]

x.
jh

Molly ;) said...

Haha. You're cool just by posting this!
And aswell as us sharing the same first name, i must admit i'm not the coolest of kids.

For example, I play endless hours on Sims [not the newer one, the old one where they seem to die every 5 seconds], i have watched every episode of Scooby Doo and I take joy out of de-cleaning my room [i also use my bed as a storage unit!].

I think we're cool anyway :)
And as for the award, you deserve it! x

Adele said...

I still think your quite cool lol. I take photos of my room 2 much aswell lol, i study photography at college and i did a whole project on my room haha.

Anonymous said...

hey molly.
this is my favorite blog.

iƱaki said...

I LOVE nesquick!

dusk&summer said...

The fact that you wrote.."practically Steven Hawking quality on your math homework makes you awesome lol

Hannah said...

Thank you for the comment, i like yours too. And I love this paticular blog! I do alot of not-cool things too [I have about 36 reasons why i am loser-like], but I have to say I do not write comments on my graded papers haha.
But I wouldn't put it beneath myself ;]
So you don't go to regular school?

the iron chic said...

I can talk about Star Wars for three hours and I have.
Archie shoutout! whoo!

Wendy said...

Can't get any cooler! You raised the coolness factor to a zillion. Its people who are honest about themselves that deserve to be deemed cool.

blazedanielle said...

Heehee! I am so glad you read archie comics!!! I have a huge stack of them in my room! :) Anyone who disses Archie and the gang is just jealous!

And your comments on your math assignments are awesome! Haha! Keep up the great work!! This post was a A+++!

Sister Libby said...

Steven Hawking quality...nice. My work is slightly below that level. I think anybody who admits they're not coo, is actually insanely cool. So...with that knowledge, am I being cocky by saying that I'm really not cool?

discothequechic said...

Hah, did you ever see Tracey Emin's turner winning bed?

Just google Tracey Emin and bed, and you're not far off. Except, yours is more chic, with less of the dirt!

Love the Nylons peeking out

CountryGirl_CityLife said...

This did nothing. Now I think you are even cooler. Hello, Archie Comics?!?!?

Aretha said...

OMG, those records!!!!!!
I collect them too, I have more Marvin Gaye and Aretha Franklin, my ex kept the Parliaments and Funkadelics (I know, I suck) and I would love to have a Purple Rain Prince!!!
I almost cry when I saw your Bowies too

maya said...

Apart from the whole nesquik thing this could be me writing. I go to school but I still write comments on my own work anyway. I keep stuff all over my bed plus my cuddly toys. I'm always taking pictures of my walls after making changes and I would probably take all my records on holiday if I could.
I think these things just make us cooler than the average person.

jayne said...

haha oh molly! this is why we love you :) the fact that you actually admit some of your inner nerd, DOES make you cool, and what makes you think that any of us (your readers/ fellow kickass bloggers) are actually cool!? hell, i'm definitely not.

- when i was in middle school i had buckteeth, hair down to my butt, & bad blunt bangs
-i used to read harry potter editorials on mugglenet
-my room is still covered in stuffed animals
-my favorite coffee mug is the "barnes & noble authors cafe one" ie the the drawing of all the famous authors which is above the starbucks region in barnes & noble- i'm currently sipping irish breakfast tea in in now haha
-i doodle food on my math notes (b/c that class is right before lunch so i'm always starving) i'm quite accomplished at doodles of cupcakes and ice cream cones hehe
-i have a scary nearly encyclopedic knowledge of celeb gossip, and just random useless facts in general

there are thousands more nerdy things i engage in, just letting you know you're not alone!

Cate said...

oK....i think the reasons you said you weren't cool are xactly what MAKES you cool.

you know, i am obsessed with taking pictures of myself. but i am obsessed with my records too.

"cool" isn't the same as "stylish-pink-barbie-fashionista-girl" and you're cool.

NonchalantMod said...

hate to say it, but that is so cool!!

Kat said...

Molly, it's all these quirks that are what make you cool!:-)

Carolina Lange said...

You are cool and I love you blog and your posts!

Bianca said...

Interesting. My bed looks just like yours. Mags, books. I'm not really a nesquick fan tho.

Tru said...

i gave you an award check out the blog : )

riz said...

Nesquick rocked my world. i haven't tried the vitamin kind, and I totally agree with #3. I have to shove everything off my bed like every other week...it's a disaster!!! (Love that poster/pic of bowie)

Model Citzen said...

Molly i've had writers block for the past couple of months! howabout that!!! you're freaking amazing, and i think that no matter what you say- i'll think your nerdiness is whats so cool about you- and how could i not love someone that loves prince so much?!!! seriously. you've been missed. i'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack

bigglassesgirl said...

everytime I see records I lament in pain - when I was in edinburgh a few years ago there was a great record shop but I didn't have enough cash on me, and well, the haul I carried in my arms had to be set aside in hopes that one day I'd return there. Not yet, unfortunately.

Lauren said...

Well, you're the coolest loser I know. That's so cool that you collect records, I had an old record player but it broke.

WAT said...

Oh Moll, you are a big loser, but that's what makes u interesting! LOLOLOLOL! Thank goodness for us losers to this world!

Bowie! OH BOWIE! THE GOD THAT IS BOWIE DECORATING YOUR ROOM!

I LOVE IT!

Belle said...

Lmao Molly, you make me laugh. I too have noticed that the Nesquik has not tasted the same.

Katelin said...

So basically all the reasons you listed are things that you make you pretty cool. You look at your CDs like children, I view my DVDs the same way. :)

LBIC said...

But see, that's what's so cool about you. The randomness non conformity of it all.

And anyways, anyone who hates the new nesquick vitamin bullshit as much as I do, is more than cool. They have ovaltine if they want the good for you stuff.

The Stiletto Effect said...

Hi :)

I'm going to repeat what the other bloggers said: your are damn cool! oh and funny!

Love the David Bowie pictures (that's cool too)

Kisses and hugs

Su

The Clothes Horse said...

Aw! The last fact is kinda sweet. I think you're awesome, but I'm not "cool" either, so maybe I'm not a good judge of coolness.