So I finally did what I've been wanting to do for a long time: I removed the blogroll/link list/whatever you kids call it these days. It was full of blogs that have been abandoned (R.I.P. If You Can't Think of Anything Nice to Say...Come Sit Here By Me, one of the most legendary blogs that is sorely missed) or blogs I never really even liked, but linked because they asked me to (not going to name names, of course). Anyone, I don't want to get caught up in the "politics" of blogroll...if you don't want me linked because I no longer have you linked, go ahead and remove me. I'm just no longer into the whole "exchanging links" business. There really are just a handful of blogs I read regularly and I like them enough that I can remember the address myself. If you have me linked and intend to continue to do so, thank you.
I've whittled it down to a combination of two wellknown men, one fictional.
Of course, the sad truth is Steven Hyde does not exist. However, surely there are a number of boys similar enough and, if you are one of them......hi! I'm Molly.
Unlike Hyde, Andre Benjamin (a.k.a. Andre 3000) is a real man. And, oh, he is a real man. Andre 3000 has shown that he is an absolute musical genius and a deeply creative and unique person. His tastes are exponentially stellar. He named his child Seven. His children's show was not only awesome, it contained definite hints of - dare I say it - Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids. He's basically a one-man, modern-day Parliament-Funkadelic...wait, stop. Too far! But he is absolutely amazing. The main problem is that if I ever encountered a guy like Andre 3000, I would feel completely un-worthy.
Could you imagine a guy who was a cross between Hyde and Andre??
A stylish, witty, nice-but-not-"nice guy", talented, creative, doesn't-give-a-fuck man.
And the tragedy?
He'd definitely be taken.