ARVMAs
So the time of year is rolling around when MTV does their ridiculous and silly little Video Music Awards. If award shows were high school, the VMAs are like the attention whore, always bragging about the shocking things they're going to do, to the point where you don't notice that...hey, nothing big actually happened. Sucker!
The nominees don't actually reflect the average teenager's tastes, at least I hope to Jesus Christ that it doesn't. Avril Lavigne always seems to end up with awards and I don't know anyone who would admit to liking her.
The nominees don't actually reflect the average teenager's tastes, at least I hope to Jesus Christ that it doesn't. Avril Lavigne always seems to end up with awards and I don't know anyone who would admit to liking her.
Don't panic, I'm here to help!
The newfound Ashcan Ratings Video Music Awards does not focus specifically on the current year. There are no limitations!
You probably won't agree...tough. But you will enjoy!
Sexiest Choreographed Dance Routine: the Arctic Monkeys "Brianstorm"
If I could dance, I would devote my time to learning this dance and performing it as much as possible. These girls look so much hotter than the bored video hos that you can tell are mentally adding up the money theyre making for this as the halfheartedly grind on some random rapper. You can tell that they can dance and their routine goes so well with the song.
The newfound Ashcan Ratings Video Music Awards does not focus specifically on the current year. There are no limitations!
You probably won't agree...tough. But you will enjoy!
Sexiest Choreographed Dance Routine: the Arctic Monkeys "Brianstorm"
If I could dance, I would devote my time to learning this dance and performing it as much as possible. These girls look so much hotter than the bored video hos that you can tell are mentally adding up the money theyre making for this as the halfheartedly grind on some random rapper. You can tell that they can dance and their routine goes so well with the song.
Bonus points for the maximal use of hair flailing!
Best Facial Expressions: Prince "Black Sweat"
Particular highlights are the first five seconds, 0:30, 1:09, the absolute cheekiest is at 1:12, 2:05, 2:18, 2:47, 2:51, and possibly the greatest facial expression ever performed (probably the wrong word) by Prince, at 2:59.
Does he practice in the mirror??? He must!
Particular highlights are the first five seconds, 0:30, 1:09, the absolute cheekiest is at 1:12, 2:05, 2:18, 2:47, 2:51, and possibly the greatest facial expression ever performed (probably the wrong word) by Prince, at 2:59.
Does he practice in the mirror??? He must!
Best Spontaneous Male Dancing; Best Chalkboard Drawing: J. Geils Band "Centerfold"
Peter Wolf and his dancing skills are so sexy.
Best One Minute and Forty Five Seconds of Onstage Celebration of Extreme Funkiness: Parliament Funkadelic's Mothership Connection
For the full effect, watch the whole clip, but the first 1:45 are the crucial bit. Glenn Goin's gorgeous gospel scream cuts through the chaos (I could listen to the first ten seconds again and again for hours) and a life-sized spaceship lands onstage, bearing George Clinton, as Dr. Funkenstein. Justin Timberlake doesn't do that, now, does he?
To be continued...
28 comments:
ARVMAs, Yeah! I love your categories and nominees much better than mtv
i havent been on your blog in ages!!!!!!
i dont get why
any way it is still as good as ever
prince makes great expressions, i also love the faces timbaland pulls
you may not like his music but watch his face
hes funny
haha, something really is rather hypnotic about that arctic monkeys vid
molly...you must check this out...www.myspace.com/belowfimusic...i think its that guy....j
Centerfold = brillant example of 80's handclaps, y/y????
THE MTV VIDEO MUSAK AWARDS just aren't what they used to be. Hell, MTV itself ain't what it used to be. They actually used to show music videos believe it or not! LOLOLOL! Yes, way before your time. Just listen to old dated me talking this way.
Anyway, I'll try and watch the awards show nonetheless. Or did I miss it already?!
That video (Arctic Monkeys) is eye candyyy
Awesome! I totally love your version of the VMAs. I think you should definitely practice dancing like the Arctic Monkeys dancers and wow your teachers on the first day of school.
Genni?
You need to have a TV show.
MOLLY! You make a long and extended and rambling cameo on my blog this post.
I love the ARVMAs.
hi Molly :)
good choices! love the Artic Monkeys :)
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Su
haha yeah I like yours much better
MOLLY!! who cares about the videos- how was the freaking concert????!!!!!!
oooh, cannot wait for the continuation!
I love the first video, I'm so bored of girls just slithering around in music videos, pretending to be "dancing".
Such a good idea! I completely agree about the VMAs but I do think the Kanye West grabbing the mic thing at the VMAs is quite funny. But actually come to think of it I'm not even sure that that was at the VMAs.
i love your blog&the header. great job.
muchlove!
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Avril Lavigne always seems to end up with awards and I don't know anyone who would admit to liking her.
Ahem.
Just kidding, but she is one of my guilty pleasures.
The ARVMAS are much, much better than the real thing.
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You know what my sexless marriage wives do?
They UPDATE.
I know I haven't updated either, though. I have been fiendishly busy planning the wedding.
Clive wants to wear nothing but a fig leaf over his manly bits. I told him it was okay.
I assume Prince will be wearing a raspberry beret? And nothing else? And maybe a "I HEART MOLLY" sign on his chest?
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