Sunday, October 22, 2006

stiller-wilson vs. wilson-stiller

I have never met a single person who didn't like Zoolander. And I've never met a single person who didn't like Starsky & Hutch.
So I have put myself on a personal mission to decide which is better.
I asked everyone on my MSN who wasn't set to "Away" which was better. Only two people, Keith and Suzanne, had actually seen both. Keith said Starsky & Hutch and Suzanne said Zoolander.
I realize that since I watched Starsky & Hutch last night, I might be partial to it. But I'm too lazy to watch Zoolander right now.
Solution: I go on YouTube and watch the first movie that comes up when I type Starsky & Hutch and Zoolander, respectively.
The funnier one wins.

Starsky & Hutch: It came up with a trailer, and so they lucked out. It showed some of the best parts of the movie...
"This is a bad man and this is what bad men do"
"A pony!"
"Happy Birthday, sweetie."

"You sure know a lot about golf."
"I know even more about grass."

Zoolander: The first one that came up was really dumb and so I took pity on them and found a clip from the 'freak gasoline fight accident'.
Priceless, y'all.

God, I can't decide. THE DECISION RESTS IN YOUR, THE READER'S, HANDS! So comment, y'all.

Still unsure, I began to wonder: WWJD?

So I took it to the Prince fans!
Unfortunately, they're pretty torn too.
Still, it's looking like "Starsky & Hutch" is the favorite.


Anonymous said...

shiot that's a hard decision. I adore zoolander, but Starsky and hutch has a friendlier vibe. I can't decide.
"....but how do you feel about male models?"
"ohh ho snap"

dusk&summer said...

Zoolander 4 life!

*emma* said...

r u kidding? ZOOLANDER BIATCH! but i do lurve starsky et hutch.
its gotta be at least...FIVE TIMES BIGGER THAN THIS!

S said...

omg, i looove zoolander. compoletely stupid, but i loove it! especially his little face expressions "blue steal" and "magma"

Alison said...

OMG it's not even a contest. Zoolander all the way!!! good post :)
"Well I guess it all started the first time I was in the 2nd grade, I caught my reflection in a spoon and thought 'wow, i'm ridiculously good looking, maybe I should do that for a living'"
"Do what?"
"Be professionally good looking."

joanna said...

without a doubt zoolander!