breaking news!

GORDO'S LOOKS HAVE CAUGHT UP TO HIS COOL-NESS!

Let me back up. My parents went away for the weekend, leaving me to hang out with my sister. I didn't have a party, I'm cooler than that: I rented The Lizzie McGuire Movie, Princess Diaries and New York Minute. (Though, before you judge, I had to compromise with my sister, who didn't want to see Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)
That said, The Lizzie McGuire Movie (and I know you've all seen it, don't deny) is genius. So good. And I just adore Gordo. So I did a little Google search on that actor and let me tell you (no, I don't have to, I can't show you) he's so attractive. He looks like he does a lot of drugs...totally my type (looking like you do a lot of drugs, you don't have to actually do em)

He looks so wasted...and attractive!

Of course, the Lizzie McGuire Movie offers not just Gordo...we also have Italians guys! (Seriously what more do you want in a movie?)

Beautiful, beautiful Paolo. Italian is my favorite language to listen to. I go to the library and get tapes in Italian because it's such a beautiful language. And Paolo really gives it to the audience: using "carina" as most people use connecting words such as "and" or "the"; wearing leather pants, being generally hot, driving a sweet Vespa, being sweet and gracious (let's just pretend the last twenty minutes of the movie don't exsist for now)

But hotter than Paolo and Adam Lamberg combined is Robert Schwartzman, who plays Michael is Princess Diaries.
In the books (hey, they're a lot better than the movie) Mia refuses to fuck Michael, which disturbs me. Is she asexual? Miiiiiiiichael, I will have sex with you. Please don't be fictional.