Wednesday, February 14, 2007

"IVE yadda yadda'd sex"

Song of the Day? "Happy Valentine's Day" by Outkast, of course.

The day got off to a rough start for me:
Getting out of bed, I tripped over the six pound box of chocolate Alex (Turner) sent me. I don't know how on earth I'm going to eat six pounds of chocolate, plus two pounds (from Anthony Kiedis) of gummy bears and a lifesize chocolate Bowie (from David).

Bobby picked me up around 10 and took me for a riverside picnic in the country. He showered me with gifts, compliments and songs, some freshly written and others lazy rewrites of "Just Like a Woman". He made sure he'd brought my favorite cheese, we went for a walk, yadda yadda yadda, and he got me home in time to get to work.

However, just as I was about to leave for work, Mick shows up and I knew my supervisor would understand. I called her from the limo phone and she fired me. The day was already improving. Mick and I celebrated my newfound joblessness by going out for lunch at the Empress Hotel. He made sure the waiter brought my hot fudge sundae exactly how I like it, we got in the limo, yadda yadda yadda and he took me home.

Exhausted after spending lots of times, yadda yadda yadda with Bobby and Mick, I was ready to take a nice bath and go to bed. But when I arrieved home, Prince was sitting on my front steps, dressed in turquoise. I invited him in, took my bath, yadda yadda yadda and then he left to go catch a flight home.

Now I have barely enough energy left to type this. I must get to bed.

Hope you had an equally...invigorating Valentine's Day.


Sarah said...

yeah, that's the frances. she looks great.

coco said...

hahahahahah what a busy day you have had.
your so lucky to have all theses famous men.
im going to link you, do you mind if i put you in the future of fashion group?
i know this is more a music blog though.

S. said...

Everyone's darling. So kind of you to share your time with each admirer!

MOLLY GRAY said...

i can help you ;D.
+Molly G.+

S said...

hha, what an amazing valentine's day you had!

Emma said...

just another day in mollyville, huh?
doesn't compare to MY day.

two words- christian bale. shows up at my door with a large black coffee in one hand, an ipod blasting "london calling" by the clash (my favorite song) in the other, a rose between his teeth, and sex in his eyes.
you do the math.

Touche19 said...

OMG, MY SONG OF THE DAY WAS GOING TO BE "Happy Valentine's Day" by Outkast!!!!!

We obviously have great taste in music ;]

Hapy V-day girlie!!!

alluretone said...

damnnn. mick jagger and not keith richards?

Emma said...

oh my god do you know how much i worship you for putting "you" in those pictures??? YOUR BLOG SHOULD WIN AWARDS FOR THE AWESOMENESS OF IT ALL!!!

holly said...

I wish I had a lifesize chocolate bowie.

maya said...

you're a bloody lucky girl, you know that?
of course you do.
Ok, I guess we are just going all have to have leather trousers.
not that i can find any

Crazy Eddie said...

It's refreshing to see that I'm not the only one who plays little mind games with the ones we love...

It's creative not crazy...


Thanx for that luscious


Tru said...

lol...molly sometimes you;re just too cool for words