Thursday, May 17, 2007

a conversation between myself and my life

Me: Well, Life, I'd say it's been a smashing year so far...I not only saw Arlo Guthrie in concert, but I met him afterwards, I haven't been going to school and I'm going to Europe this summer.
My Life: Actually, Molly, I really feel I haven't done enough for you.
Me: Oh, no, 2007 has been the best year for us. You're being quite generous, but I'm not sure what you could do to improve it...
My Life: Hmm, well...how would you like to see Marianne Faithfull live in concert on May 29th?
Me: (speechless)
My Life: Done.
Me: (still speechless)
My Life: Oh, and Nicola's going with you.
Me: Gee, Life, you couldn't have chosen a better person to escort me. Oh, wait, yeah, you could've...Mick Jagger. But Nicola's a good second choice.


Besides being awesome and awesomely badass, Marianne Faithfull has lived my dream of having sex with Mick Jagger. Not only that but she's had sex with Keith Richards too, and if I'm not mistaken Brian Jones and Anita Pallenberg. She's recorded kickass songs and written a groovy memoir. She's recovered from heroin addiction and homelessness and breast cancer.
And she's gorgeous.

Just as gorgeous now as she was forty years ago. And still working that cleavage!

18 comments:

WAT said...

What a rock n' roll whore!

Good for Marianne! LIVE IT UP GIRL!

Nicola's Vintage Boutique said...

You forgot to mention that Im going with you!

Nicola's Vintage Boutique said...

that was nice molly:)

Eliana said...

Wow...that's amazing. Sometimes it seems like you live in a magical world where all you have to do is go to mind-blowing concerts. By the way, love the heading.

Emma said...

CHRIST!!!
you are the luckiest girl in the whole world, molly.
<3 have fun!!!

Pretty In Black said...

I found Purple Rain. I'm a dancer and my finale routine was "Let's Go Crazy" so I really wanted that record. Thank God I didn't go out and buy it. I'm nearly skint.

Emma said...

Oh, and did I mention that I just bought my first Marianne Faithfull song? Yes, I'm a lame Molly clone. But you raved about her so much that I felt I had to try her out. I like the song "as tears go by". I don't think I'm going to be a superfan like you but I really like her. any more song suggestions?

maya said...

i am so extremely jealous! you dont even understand. marriane faithfull is one of my idols. she is just too incredible for words

maya said...

also, i just saw your comment on alanna's
the adress for mohawks and musings is
www.malanamusings.blogspot.com

the lipstick lady said...

oh DUDE, that's so awesome that I almost forgot THE TIME BECAUSE IT'S SO FRIKKIN EARLY IN THE MORNING THAT EVERY COMMENT I SEND PEOPLE SEEMS TO HAVE SOME REALLY CAPITAL-ISED BIT WHICH I SAY IN MY MIND LIKE SOMEONE SHOUTING AND IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE TIME. WHY IS IT SO EARLY IN THE MORNING?? WHY DO I HAVE INSOMNIA?? EVEN MY PAEDOPHILLIC MATHS TEACHER WHO IS A BALDING WELSH (actually, I'm not sure of his nationality) MAN SAID I HAD BAGS. LUCKILY I MOVED AWAY BEFORE HE TOUCHED MY FACE. I'M NOT KIDDING. I'M GOING TO STOP DOING CAPITALS NOW.
but seriously, he's a freak. He pervs on all the girls and he like, touches people's noses and puts his face really close to yours and says really weird things. But he's lovely. in a horribnle kind of way. but he's a good teacher. and funny. WHATEVER. what I really wanted to say was... OOOH, another one of our teachers actually got suspended because he SUCKED this boy in my class's (oh you dirty girl, I know what you're thinking) finger. WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY SCHOOL??? WHY IS IT SO LATE/EARLY?? THE MOHAWKS AND MUSINGS THING IS MALANAMUSINGS.BLOGSPOT.COM
IT'S EMBARRESING TO READ, I SUCK AT LIFE

OH DEAR LORD

F.M. said...

Couldn't agree with you more on the Faithful tip; I adore her.

the lipstick lady said...

i made a facebook, please add me... I have no friends. and i made a photo album. I'M SUCH A LOSER. i'm talking in capitals and it's not even 1 in the morning.
but seriously, I dont know how to add people and nobody i know has facebook. so i made one and... now i have no friends.

why am i being so weird so late in the day?
ah yes, it was the birthday cake (of my brother's) i had for breakfast this morning. and the honey shreddies

holly said...

oh wow, she's a sexpot isn't she?

Carolina Lange said...

I'm so jealous! She is amazing!

stilettoheights said...

yeah she is hot, have fun at the show!!!

-S said...

ahaha, i always enjoy your posts.

maya said...

i would just like to backup alanna's point say that her maths teacher is definately a peodophile. he doesn't even teach me and im terrified of him.

Crazy Eddie said...

Marianne Faithful is the shizz. I love the lyrics to her songs and I never really paid close attention to her work until I came across your blog...

Like the Boob Lady once mentioned...

You ARE way beyond your years.

Besos