more surveys! more, i say! (apologies for lack of pics)

1. What's your middle name?: Elise...tres tres francais, non?
2. Is your cell phone a flip phone? I do not have a cell phone. I am too pauvre.
3. Have you ever been to New Jersey?: No. If I was anywhere in that area, I'd much rather go to New York.
4. What's your favorite soda?: I don't really have a set favorite. Lately I've been digging that..purple...kind. Grape, I suppose. But I just feel so retro ordering grape soda...or orange soda 5. Do you have satellite? Er, no. What kind of lame question is that?
6. Where did you go to college? Not yet, duckies.
7. What's the longest road trip you've been on? All over the States with my family...it would've been cooler with friends, but it was still amazing to go to San Francisco and Las Vegas and the Grand Canyon, etc.
8. Did you go to a private school? No
9. What's your favorite smiley? Isn't there a hippie one? I'm sure I'd like him.
10. Do you buy lottery tickets in hopes of winning? Noo...tres silly.
11. What year were you born in? 1991.
12. Do you like the smell of Sharpies? God, no. It's like death in a marker. I can feel my brain cells popping.
13. What does your screensaver look like?: I think it's just the Windows thing flashing around (not in a nude-y way, that would be quite disturbing) How very dull. I wish I could make it something cool.
14. Do you have an iPod?: No, I waste all my money on concert tickets.
15. What's your biggest pet peeve? I have a few: People who think Christina Aguilera is the best singer ever; really bad covers (especially of the Beatles); how untalented people get famous on their looks these days
16. What shoe size do you wear?: About 8 usually.
17. What's your favorite kind of cereal?: God, I never eat cereal. Maybe like Honey Nut Cheerios? With strawwwberries?
18. Do you ever listen to Classical music? I looove classical music. My favorite classical composer is Beethoven, but my favorite classical song is "Solfeggio in C Minor" by C. P. E. Bach.
19. What kind of instruments do you play? Piano. A little guitar.
20. Do you like Girl Scout cookies? Yess...but they're getting overpriced. Damn Girl Guides and their inflation.
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo? No, but it seems like one of those things that you would image to be pretty great, but when it's actually happening, you're like "This is it?"
22. Do you like Hummers? Nooo...bad for the environment and also ugly. Like Paris Hilton.
Okay, that wasn't actually funny.
But that bitch scares me.
I hope she gets shanked in prison.
24. Are you scared of horses? Nooo...but I really don't like them. I live in an area that has lots of riding and three of my four neighbors have horse stables. Oooh, there's another pet peeve: those horse-type of chicks...you know...that read the Saddle Club and have plastic horses and work in the stables for free lessons. Bahhh, humbug
25. Do you like milk chocolate or dark chocolate?: I like both, of course, but I prefer milk chocolate. And chocolate milk. And chocolate. And milk.
26. Do you wear glasses?:
 No.
27. Does it annoy you when people misspell things?: Yes. A lot.
28. Do you like the beach or the mountains: Beach.
29. Have you ever taken cough medicine when you didn't have a cough?: Oooh, do you mean do I "swizzle syrup while chunking the deuce?" Like, have I taken it as a leisure drug? Ah...no.
30. Have you ever been to band camp? No. I do have a life.
Okay, that's a lie.
But, no I haven't.
31. Do you know any guys with a receding hair line? Probably.
32. Do you know what Chacos are? Uhh? No?
33.Do you know what a phylactery is? No but I admit, I was tempted to look it up and sound smart, but laziness won all
34. Have you ever watched Room Raiders on MTV?: Siggghhhhh of embarassment. Yes.
35. What's the best Christmas present you've ever got?: I don't know. I've gotten some pretty great ones. Woodstock on DVD was great. Jefferson Airplane's Surrealistic Pillow was great (thanks, Nicola). Oh okay, I'll stop singling people out now. It's the thought that counts!
36. What's your favorite Popsicle flavor? Orange is smashing, but I do like how the grape makes my mouth all purple.
37. Did your parents give you an allowance?: Yeah, but it's on suspension til I pass Math.
38. Did you ever watch Rugrats when you were little? Yeah...those kids had great voices for 2-year-olds.
39. How many myspace groups have you joined? If by Myspace, you mean Facebook, then... 58.
40. What do you think of standardized tests?: "In theory I hate them- they’re really oppressive and I don’t think they’re an accurate measure of intelligence or how much you deserve to attend a certain school- but I actually like the vocab sections. I hate the math ones, though, and I’m not such a big fan of the ones where you have to read a huge passage and summarize it or whatever- I’m not that kind of reader."
Er...what Emma said.
41. What's the craziest thing you have ever done? Hmm...well...there was the Goldish Incident...and the Golf Course Incident...and Bunny Costume Incident...
42. Have you ever cheated on a test?: Yes.
43. Is tomorrow your birthday?: No but June 25th is, thanks for asking.
44. Have you ever choked on your own spit? Yeah, course, who hasn't?
Uh, everyone does, right?
It's not a sign of mental retardation is it?
45. Do you like roller coasters?: No.
46. When was the last time you went roller blading? I don't know, but when all else fails we can whip the horses eyes and make them sleep and cry.
47. Have you ever wished you had a twin?: I have a twin...her name is Molly-Kate. She uses kitchen products to bleach her hair and shops in dumpsters, but I love her anyway.
48. Do you have a caffeine addiction?: No.
49. Do you get claustrophobic easily?:No.
50. Would you ever kiss on the first date?: Yes.
Don't judge me.