Monday, May 07, 2007

lets have an olsens moment...

If you were trapped on a desert island and youre only communication with the outside world was my blog (oooh, heaven, right?), you'd think Mary-Kate and Ashley sort of melted away. I used to post on them all the time, but it's been ages since their lithe (quite lithe), excellently-swathed frames made an appearence around these parts (said in an old-man cowboy voice) Far overdue, here's Mary-Kate looking incredible (and quite Ashley-esque, with that hair) This is the best hairstyle I've seen on her in ages.

In PEOPLE Magazine's Most Beautiful issue they had a section for Curvy stars, featuring...Christina Aguilera?
That girl is tiny! On what planet would she be considered curvy?

Oh, right, Hollywood.

12 comments:

CountryGirl_CityLife said...

f the olsens, I just want their bags.
All of xtina's "Curves" are implanted. Otherwise she'd be like any other skinny boy.

lets move on to something real, when antm model is all over, what crack reality show will you be blogging about? I must start researching myself, I need a weekly reality tv fix.

Fashionista said...

Love Christina Aguilera's style lately even though it's kind of predictable...and who cares if it's all implants? (which it probably isn't anyway..)

+ Love the shoes Mary-Kate is wearing in that picture...they look a bit like the ones of the Chanel Spring/Summer 2007 collection, but I do think they're different ones though...

jayne said...

hmm mk looks cute. and i christina curvy! um try america ferrera instead, that's a girl w/ curves who is gorgeous! christina is only avg and def not curvy

um my dress was from french connection and i believe it was $200

Touche19 said...

say WHAT?!
she's not curvy....
and I though Mk was Ash for a second!!! Oh how the tides have turned....

Emma said...

Okay, picture me dancing to the "IT'S HAMMER TIME!" song. Actually, don't, because I would not wish that even on my enemies, the sight of me dancing (I haven't danced-besides slow-dancing, which is not really dancing, and doing occasional spasmodic wiggles at parties- since I took a belly-dancing class with my friend taught by a five-hundred-year-old woman named Alma with red dreadlocks. TRUE STORY, I swear to God. Let's just say I left in the middle of class). But, what was my point? Oh, yes...I AM DOING MY HAPPY DANCE, because you are posting regularly! I was terrified that you would stick to your sabbatical but :^)! Mine is kind of over as well. Sweet! We can be failing-things-because-we're-too-busy-blogging-to-study buddes.
Oh, and I don't know if you read this in Crazy Eddie's comment section, but your presence is requested at the wedding...AS THE BRIDE, BEEYOTCH. I decided that the entire blogging community- Crazy Eddie, me, you, WAT, Alex Richards, Lipstick Lady, Maya, Touche19 etc. is going to get married in one massive wedding, with shiny rent boys for all (and perhaps an aging rocker or two for you, if you so choose). This blogging-wedding thing is kind of awesome- I may need to dedicate a post to it.
Okay, this was the longest comment that has ever happened. Arrivederci.

alluretone said...

oh my, mk's hair looks gorgeous!

Marissa said...

Wow, I can't believe I read Emma's whole comment.

L. said...

Ahh Mary-Kate, she looks so... clean. To say that Christina is curvy is absolutely ridiculous. If she is curvy, I am curvy and I have been waiting for boobs now for about 4 years.

The Boob Lady said...

Curves? Fuck that! I'm a curvy woman. Double Zero doesn't qualify as curvy.

stilettoheights said...

skankulara...curvy???

gross, and not true.

love the damn olsens, I am totally in an Ashley place this week.

alexgirl said...

I hate Hollywood. Xtina as "curvy"? Yeah, RIGHT!
Anyway, the Olsen's need to do something wild and crazy, other than dress like homeless kids. They're just not news-worthy these days.

the lipstick lady said...

I HATE it when magazines look at some skinny mini with boobs and goes- oh yeah, she's curvy. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT CURVY IS ANYMORE. God, it really does make me feel fat. which is stupid because I'm thin, DO YOU SEE??

(in napoleon dynamite voice) god...