Thursday, February 07, 2008

we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination...well, see you later innovator!

Now, usually, I highly enjoy coco's comments. Typically, they soar with wit and wisdom, and excellent grammar. However, the most recent comment from coco contained the worst of surprises: bad news. Her comment read: "Have you heard that The Artic Monkey's and Justin Timberlake are thinking of working together?Thought I would let you know!"
I felt a deep, dark cloud settle over my usual joie de vivre. Surely it was a mistake...or a cruel, cruel joke. Though I knew, deep down, Coco isn't the type for mistakes or cruel jokes. So I did the only thing I knew: I Googled it. Immediately, terrifying headlines began popping up: Arctic Monkeys to collaborate with Justin Timberlake , Justin Timberlake/Arctic Monkeys Joining Forces? , Justin Timberlake to sing with Arctic Monkeys...

For those of you new to my blog, I feel its wise to review my feelings about the Arctic Monkeys and Justin Timberlake. For that sole purpose, I have made this handy chart.

Arctic Monkeys vs. Justin Timberlake...is it even a contest?

Needless to say, I was much much much less than pleased. Aren't the lyrics to Brianstorm about people just like Justin Timberlake? I must say, I strongly doubt there's a celebrity I hate more than Justin Timberlake who isn't named Paris Hilton. If this turns out to be true, I'm going to lose a hell of a lot of respect for the Arctic Monkeys. I know they really couldn't care less, but it seems like they've fallen into the whole stardom thing and settled into it quite nicely. Is Alex going to be like Justin in a few years?
Oh, God, could you imagine?

What a pity.

29 comments:

LBIC said...

Ew, I hate Justin Timberlake. I used to go-go dance/bartend at a club here in Orlando and he was the biggest douche and on top of that he hit on every single girl hardcore. He's one of those guys that tell you "I love you" to sleep with you, obsess about you for a week or two and then never call.

Cate said...

oh, gosh. justin timberlake. by the way i love your label "justin timberlake needs to fall into a canal of starved alligators"- i like all your labels anyway, they're so funny!

Katelin said...

Haha, I love your pictures. You crack me up.

dress for the image said...

ewww....Justin timberlake is horrid and i cant believe that such a down to earth band would colaborate with him! thanks for the comment by the way!

x

Kseniya said...

i love them both!!!
xx

Heather said...

Truly sorry!

The Clothes Horse said...

It's just a minor collab, right? Justin can't turn them into him...

Anonymous said...

ah man i know what im about to say isnt going to be enthusiastically recieved or change anything but come on man. why shouldnt justin timberlake and arctic monkeyes collaborate. just once? i mean music is music. and i am certainly not a justin timberlake fan in any way but obviously the arctic monkeys- who you love- are totally into the idea. so why not just go with it and support the band?

molly said...

haha ANY intelligent feedback is enthusiastically received!
part of this posts purpose is humour (if you didnt already get that), though im disappointed that the arctic monkeys are in talks to work with justin timberlake, im not really very concerned by it, though i dont think its a decision i would ever support

Sister Libby said...

Oh dear. I'm sorry. I like the roman soldier with a vengance and gun from the future though...
highlight of my day, sadly enough.

Anonymous said...

hha molly your so cool

riz said...

As a newbie to your blog, that chart is HILAROUS! JT is everywhere, perhaps he'll even be in a happy meal one day...

coco said...

This is funny
and also I love Justin, the arctic monkey's could do a lot lot worse
in my opinion
he is to me what Alex is to you....

Molly ;) said...

Handy Chart!
Your so funny with your posts.
I dare say i too am a little upset by this. Perhaps you and i should kidnap Timbers and lock him away until Artic Monkeys have split up?
;)

SICK. said...

no way !!
that's insane.
it's either going to be absolutely amazing or the complete opposite.

x.
jh

jayne said...

molly, you biatch!, you stole a perfectly good arctic lyrics i could've used in a post tilet! haha just kidding

i love your diagram- clouds parting, though i'm not big on the news ugg

bring arctic back, not sexy back

Aretha said...

I'm so tired of Justin and Paris too, what they are soo popular???????

bronwyn said...

It's surprising to hear that the Arctic Monkey's would team up with old Justin! I have to confess though, that while I'm not at all crazy about JT's music I quite liked him as an actor in the movies Alpha Dog and Black Snake Moan.

Emma said...

Uhh i totally agree justin timberlake is celecrity trash and cant sing anything worth listening to the artic monkeys are a great band and shouldn't give him the time of day

Belle said...

Your charts are amazing. I really liked the white light comming through.

Geisha said...

The pictures in the post are hilarious :D And I really don't know what has gotten into the Artic Monkeys...Justin Timberlake???

Bianca said...

I'm so over Justin. He really is a douche. Artic Monkeys ROCK!!!

A. said...

Did you know that Alex Turner's coming out with a solo album?

Wendy said...

I don't like Justin Timberlake. His songs are kind of annoying.

WAT said...

Justin needs to fall in a canal full of alligators?! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

COUGH!

HILARIOUS! While I enjoy a Timberlake song here and there, he is so overexposed now and really getting quite irritating! And what's with his horrid hawk nose?

Lauren said...

Icky icky. I am so sorry.

Prêt-à-Porter P said...

is it wrong that i like them both?

fredrika said...

cool pictures!

Me said...

WHAT THE .... ?! ARE YOU KIDDING! :| %YDIWH)HEDBW(#/"#65=#")=!"=)( THIS IS THE WORST NEWS EVER!