Now, usually, I highly enjoy coco's comments. Typically, they soar with wit and wisdom, and excellent grammar. However, the most recent comment from coco contained the worst of surprises: bad news. Her comment read: "Have you heard that The Artic Monkey's and Justin Timberlake are thinking of working together?Thought I would let you know!"
I felt a deep, dark cloud settle over my usual joie de vivre. Surely it was a mistake...or a cruel, cruel joke. Though I knew, deep down, Coco isn't the type for mistakes or cruel jokes. So I did the only thing I knew: I Googled it. Immediately, terrifying headlines began popping up: Arctic Monkeys to collaborate with Justin Timberlake , Justin Timberlake/Arctic Monkeys Joining Forces? , Justin Timberlake to sing with Arctic Monkeys...
Arctic Monkeys vs. Justin Timberlake...is it even a contest?
Needless to say, I was much much much less than pleased. Aren't the lyrics to Brianstorm about people just like Justin Timberlake? I must say, I strongly doubt there's a celebrity I hate more than Justin Timberlake who isn't named Paris Hilton. If this turns out to be true, I'm going to lose a hell of a lot of respect for the Arctic Monkeys. I know they really couldn't care less, but it seems like they've fallen into the whole stardom thing and settled into it quite nicely. Is Alex going to be like Justin in a few years?
Oh, God, could you imagine?
What a pity.